Although the release date is on June, METAL GEAR SOLID 4 is FINALLY COMPLETE, YO! Featuring more trailers. Seriously, Kojima, you're getting kinda annoying already. STOP TEASING US MOTHERFUCKER NO I LOVE YOU I SWEAR

I just realised something. When I want something, I use all means to get it. This includes

1) Using my superior skills in getting every possible outcome
2) Having my ass glued on my seat, and
3) Forgetting that I have two exams tomorrow, HAHA!

This already happened when I decided to "check if Phoenix Wright was working" and I ended up playing Phoenix Wright for four days straight (almost without sleep. WHY). So I devoured all the MGS 4 trailers and thought, hey, I want some MGS 4 porn. So I checked Google, clicked on LJ sites, clicked on links from rec posts, clicked on related links from the fanart sites, and in one hour I already saved a ton of Metal Gear Solid fanart, doujinshi, and was crying over an angst-driven, heart-wrenching Snake/Otacon fic with free lectures on the nature of tobacco. And stuff.

I amaze myself sometimes.



♥ OH MY HOT OLD MEN = THEIR LOVE IS SO UNSHAVEN ♥

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Going to the real purpose of this post: Uh, how do I download from Megaupload without using the MU Toolbar because it has SPYWARE GALORE? Is it even possible? I'm quite desperate.

Due to (extremely) insistent public demand *looks at brother* I finally decided to watch Code Geass and see what the fuss was all about. So my siblings and I held this marathon, and I've got only one major thing to say:

FUCK YOU, SUZAKU.



...Which is not to say that I won't continue watching. I was pleasantly surprised, however. It proved quite interesting. Sadly the only characters I care about are Toudou (hot old man is hot), Kallen (I like her boobs), Milley (a female Tamaki, obviously), Guilford (another hot man WITH GLASSES), C.C. (because she's hot) and Lelouch (because I want him to rule the world). Oh, and the pink-haired princesses.

Yes. I want Lelouch to rule the fucking world. I just hope he doesn't delve into the realm of emo and despair--that would just be too meh. Anyway, I've no patience for Suzaku's narrow-minded idealism and his selfish messianic complex. It's like Andres Bonifacio versus Jose Rizal: one wants to gain complete independence, the other wants to create peace by serving the enemy and changing them. HAHA. Have you heard of a successful revolution without bloodshed? He thinks that peace can be restored between the Britannians and the Elevens as long as there is no bloodshed, but he completely forgets the fact that discrimination will always reign in that sort of setting (he even experiences it himself, and puts up with it, he has no spine). Ugh. I hate his guts.

He's all like "as long as nobody dies we'll all be happy". Well I've got news for you, Suzaku. There are things far worse than death.

Uhm sorry to the Suzaku fans. You can try to defend him though, and I'll listen. (>_<)

The end. I still find the concept of the Geass a little off-putting, but we shall see.

ROMANSA

Malalim na ang gabi.
(The night is deep)

Mga tunog pangromansa (songs for romancing, if ya know what I mean)

( In the mood for love: featuring Kenny G, Santana, and many more. Best heard at night with a lover ;P )

Dear friends, please add noisebarrage! Quite a number of A+ music has been uploaded already for your listening pleasure. :3 lovenaught recently uploaded a mix for stripping too, which goes hand in hand with my theme as well. ♥ Download and enjoy!

It was Colin's birthday last April! ♥

This new batch is for minnow_53, whom I love and miss very dearly. *hugs her tightly* I really hope you like it! It seems everyone is really busy! You should really post something, maybe even just a meme?



( Happy Birthday, Colin! )


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In other news, my PC had a CATASTROPHIC FAILURE and died, taking my files along with it. I managed to back-up the others, but some are gone forever. If I burned some nice stuff for you, maybe I can borrow it back? :(

I now mourn for my lost porn. I shall begin rebuilding my Porn Empire from the very beginning...after I study, that is. *goes back to books*

1. So I watched Ironman with Kuya Lowe, Daddy Mikko, Mummy Pch, Alex, Neji, Russel, Ryne and Xanne ♥, and I totally fapped to TONY STARK. ♥ Casting Robert Downing Jr. was inspired--he made Ironman a lickable LIKEABLE asshole. It was a refreshing change from superheroes who go Oh-My-God-My-Parents-Are-Dead *ehem*, but it lightly tackled a lot of current issues on warfare without taking itself too seriously. The battle could've been more epic, but then there's a sequel for that anyway :P

Oh and guys, STAY UNTIL AFTER THE CLOSING CREDITS. :3 There's a secret scene, and it was totally COMIC BOOK FANBOY FAP-WORTHY! I'm watching it again with kotomine in a few hours!


2.

Never fear the heart of the snake. Or, as Samuel L. MOTHERFUCKING Jackson would put it: "I'm sick of these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking plane, so Imma put a motherfucking king cobra on motherfucking New York because I motherfucking CAN, motherfucker!"

The Epic Movie or THE EPIC MOVIE? Discuss.


3. So I had a dream wherein I was a naked altar boy being chased by a priest. I WAS THE BOY, fully unclothed, running around the aisles of the church while this 80-something year old priest in holy garb tried to catch me. I felt really scared though, LIKE IT WAS FUCKING REAL, and when I looked back I saw that the priest had the most lascivious smile in his face.

Fear gripped my heart then, I was like oh my god I'm going to be raped, so I went inside the nearest room and locked it, which turned out to be the PRIEST's room. I saw a pair of humongous shorts and tried it on, but it was so loose that it kept on falling down my ankles. I pulled it up, knotted it 'round my waist and made for the window, but the priest suddenly burst in and caught my thighs just as I was about to dive outside headfirst. I screamed and kicked and I felt utterly horrible and I finally got free and landed on the ground, but the priest was just seconds behinds me, and then--

I woke up. And felt sick. *m*

I know I have the ability to interpret dreams, but this was just WHAT THE FUCK, right? :( Now I'm scared to go to sleep! I don't want to see that creepy priest again...

HOLY CHRIST
Yes we are BROTHERS we are definitely brothers uh-huh yyyyeah
How the fuck am I supposed to believe that now? Why Heroes, why?!

Stolen from conflictx ♥ more details in her recent post asdfghjkl;


And another meme! Please comment! :3

01. Post this on your journal.
02. Your friends will comment with some of your fandoms or some general topic about fandom.
03. In a new post (or in comments) respond back with one or two (or more) of your unpopular opinions for that fandom or topic.


* Iron Man tomorrow, and then Indiana Jones, and then Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, and then...

noise ♫ barrage
alabapoy. lovenaught. mushroom18.
psychedelic_aya. seikochan. wigiboy.

noisebarrage is a music journal created by a bunch of friends who decided it would be cool to share various music online. Every week you get a new theme with new songs to jam with. Downloading is super-free! :3

Please add noisebarrage!♥



I am your poster for this week, and the theme is Morning After, or So What Am I Supposed To Do Now? =)) I had my dears cynicade and liquidskin08 in mind while I compiled these, because you guys deserve far better. You are both required to download, by the way. :P

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Now I shall greet my luvien a HAPPY BIRTHDAY right now even if her birthday's tomorrow because I SIMPLY CAN'T WAIT! ♥ My dear darling daughter is now nineteen! I command you to flood her inbox/LJ with presents and greetings and lots of wet kisses~

I take short breaks from studying Japanese Ian-sensei ga suki desu nowadays because I'm also working on some comic strips for geekboylover. They're for minnow_53 ♥ I'll post them after my exams. Wish me luck! *goes back to the world of kanji*

...Oh my god Szusza, you are an asshole.

The quest for creativity is masochism for me. It seems the more I feel like I've taken a dip with the rats in the sewers, the more I sketch and draw comics and write poetry that would make a lot more sense if you were sensitive enough. But who reads poetry, right?

Right. I feel like writing, so, I bring back the meme I always revive:

THE PROMPT MEME. Comment with any word or phrase and any other requests (het, lesbian, gay, furry, gen, etc.) and I'll write a drabble or a short story for you. Sorry guys, original drabble only, I have no mind to write fanfic these days. You can provide names for the characters, though. :)

Please indulge my writing muse. Japanese and Philosophy classes everyday are making me forget that I'm only human. Now I'm off to have sex with my art books. ...You do realise that's a joke, right.

Yay my mom is finally home! ♥ I realised I miss my mummy a lot. ;_;

I think my mom and Auntie Bing were a bit...enthusiastic about buying me new clothes. I now have a huge pile of blouses and skirts and whatever that can barely fit in my closet. kotomine got a lot of shiny bags. I got Hello Kitty merchandise. O_O;

But this was the weirdest part yet:

Mum: Guess what I got you? *giddy look*
Me: Yay! What?
Mum: *brings out a plastic bag and carefully lifts a bunch of SHINY, SPARKLY, SEQUINED, UBER-GAY DRESSES* I got you clothes from PARIS HILTON'S CLOTHING LINE!!! *gleeful*
Me: ...
Me: ...I do NOT feel comfortable walking around UP in something Paris Hilton would wear!

When I say shiny, I DO MEAN SHINY. And they slightly made me wince, though the material is superb. And, as Paris Hilton would probably put it, "That's so hot." .________.

I'm really excited because I got my Art Nouveau Taschen book and my Art Theory book! *u*)/ My mom said 30,000 Years of Art was as huge and heavy as an encyclopedia, so she had it shipped, along with my Ex Machina. *U* W-wah!

My cousin suggested that at this rate, I do not have to repeat clothes for two months. I think he's right.

1) Why do I feel like everyone knows more Japanese than I do?

2) YAY KRISTY LEE COOK IS GONE LET US REJOICE ♥ David Cook, Jason Castro, and David Archuleta must NOT win if they want to save their careers. I mean seriously, where the hell is Fantasia Barrino? She's one of the best singers EVER and she's gone. Same with Soul Patrooool! Taylor Hicks. I just hope he's still out there, performing in Vegas or something.

3) I recently watched one of my favourite Disney films of all time (side by side with Mulan and Aladdin:)




( More screencaps of African animals under the cut. WATCH AS I ENGAGE IN A FORM OF BEASTIAL ADORATION. Well, Matthew Broderick is Simba's voice. MUFASA SCARED THE JESUS OUT OF ME )

I'll probably make more screencaps of other Disney movies and post 'em, like a walk down memory lane. :D

...My heart keeps palpitating even if I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.

I feel so nervous. I'm twitchy.

And when I'm nervous my mind is empty. Blank. And when my mind is empty, I become even more nervous. And shit happens.

I want to have fun but I feel like a thousand tsunamis are hitting my chest *m*

Ugh, why do I keep stressing myself! There's nothing to be stressed about but something inside tells me NO NO YOU IMBECILE WORK HARDER, YOU HAVE TO BE PERFECT

The voice is a really ugly voice, too. :( I know I'm being stupid, but how do I get rid of it?

LIKE, PORN DOESN'T HELP BECAUSE WHEN I READ IT I FEEL GUILTY, WHAT THE FUCK--

SEND ME HAPPY THINGS PLEASE

Thanks to mikkikoron for the link!

HEY GUYS, REMEMBER THE WINTER SONATA koreanovela? I used to watch it because my yaya followed the series. I remember it well. Apparently, it's hugely popular in Japan, and Daddy Mikko says it's the reason why middle-aged women even went to the Tokyo Anime fair. Well, guess what?



THEY MADE IT INTO AN ANIME. *u*)/

I love that they put the original song in the background for the trailer. Whee!

...And a meme from star_flare because I need a break from studying!

a. Post a list of 20 fandoms.
b. Have your friends guess your favorite character from each one.
c. When guessed, bold the line, include the character name, and write a sentence about why you like that character. (My sister kotomine is banned from answering. xD)

( 20 Fandoms here, indulge me )

mooguriklaine slept over last night and we watched The Kite Runner (omfg traumatizing) and American Inventor 2 (epic lulz). I got to watch the first episode of Yu-Gi-Oh 5D, which is like A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME...WITH MOTORCYCLES. How...profound. It was a really interesting departure though.

Now back to studying! :D

Playtime is over.

"Summertime" is over.

No beaches for me.

I don't need to buy a new bikini.

It's now time to study, study, study

Japanese. *o*)/

All for the sake of going to the "land of weaabooos".

I have to put aside all the things I've learned from my Russian and French classes to make space for Japanese.

I feel so inadequate!

...I also think multilingual people are the smartest people in the world.

Errr, now back to studying. Good thing my brother is here to help me.

Pray for my sanity.

(I asked my mom to buy 321056156 books I won't even get to read. ;_;)

Erm. Any advice? Should I listen to those Japanese language tapes over and over again until I hear them in my dreams?

luvien: "I learn more from playing computer games than going to school".

Hmmm. That got me thinking. My highschool teacher managed to make History the most boring, tedious thing in the universe. Then I took up a History course in UP, and it's definitely more interesting than hollywood gossip. Because nothing is better than making chismis about Aguinaldo and his screw-ups.

Sometimes school has a way of interfering with our education. Yes, I know, Mark Twain said something like it. I personally think it's the requirements. I was required to review ten poems last semester, and they were erotica, but the fact that I was required to made the thing a big ordeal. College students are required to tackle huge stacks of reading material, but since we don't have time (nor the energy) to read everything, we just skim. A lot. And highlight the "important" bits, without connecting the phrases to the rest of the paragraphs. So all we got in our heads are a bunch of disjointed terms, and no commitment nor feeling attached to them.

History is boring as shit. But a while ago I finally settled down and read my huge-ass History of Art book by Jansen. I read it not as a requirement, but something like, I dunno, Harry Potter. And I'm greatly entertained. I took every fucking thing I've read to heart, and now I can spout random historical artists' names like I memorised them. I feel great.


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COMICS READING LIST:

Fables (not done yet. I'm afraid it might suck me in)
Ex Machina (still ongoing though, but I've read the latest.)
Y: The Last Man (FINISHED! :D)
The Authority (err, I keep on rereading. Because I'm obsessed.)
Hellblazer (I stop every now and then, for my sanity's sake.)

Ex Machina is my new obsession. You should all go read it. Main dude's the Mayor of New York who was once a superhero, and he has an ambiguous sexuality, and shoots off sarcastic one-liners. I hate American culture, but I love American politics. Go figure. Y: The Last Man had a rough start, and it took me a looong time to really like it (the protagonist was too irritating at first), but in the end I felt for the characters. It's a sad, sad world. The Authority. What more can I say, except that I love my big, gay superheroes. And I'm gay for Jenny Sparks.

Now, Hellblazer. Half the time I hate John Constantine's guts, and the other half wants me to hug him and pet him and feed him free lunch. I haven't fallen so hard for a character in such a long time.

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Everyone sing TEN "Hail minnow_53s"! I command you to. ♥ She just saved my LJ.