We're gonna have a good time!
Happy birthday Roland Barthes, Auguste Rodin, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Sun Yat-sen, Neil Young, Naomi wolf, Aya Hisakawa, Ryan Gosling, Anne Hathaway, Sandara Park (lol), Megan Mullally, Grace Kelly, and Sonny Tamola! :D
( Updates, Franz Ferdinand live in Tokyo, ASTERISK: why so gay, AME: why so gay (plus a special message), New Hauls, Adventures of Tintin, stuffed animals, things with exclamation points!!! )
- Mood:
giggly - Music:Michael - Franz Ferdinand
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A
Saw those products while Matthew and I were on our way to buy groceries. Laughed my ass off. This is definitely the sort of thing the people behind God Hates *insert random thing here* will throw a hissy fit at.
So, I've been really busy. Finally had my Nihongo midterms, and now we're starting on a new Intermediate textbook. Been watching a lot of movies, reading books, articles etc. for class. I'm actually taking a break from writing two papers right now. Whee! How is everyone?
( Find out more about Jesus Body! Nihongo, Kabuki's Lady boys, Suikoden Tierkreis, Phoenix Wright, cooking, myself as a MANLY MAN, etc. )
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itako and I just reserved tickets for a Perfume concert in Yokohama. O_O; I don't know what came over us. Planning to watch Angela Aki in August. I can't miss her, definitely!- Mood:
lazy - Music:Rock Me Sexy Jesus - Hamlet 2
I love you I wanna love you tender
You could be my only sweet surrender
I would never bring you any kind of sorrow
BEST. MUSIC. VIDEO. EVER.
You got that right. Now don't be fooled by the title which says it's the worst video. A music video that manages to make me roll on the floor, laughing so hard that no sound is even coming out of my mouth, and watch it again at least a bajillion times is the BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER.
Featuring He-man! Crazy dancing (with random mistakes by the dancers)! Special Effects! Soothing Lyrics! Weird Sweatpants! ALL THESE AND MORE SET IN . Watch it and be amazed. It'll make many of your days.
( Ang Huling El Bimbo, Dunkin Donuts...There are times when I prefer nostalgia over something new. )
- Mood:
nostalgic - Music:Dahil Mahal Kita - Hot dog
Anyway, Marcel shared to me a school project made my students of his friend, who's a teacher for kids. The project was to make a Children's Storybook, with illustrations. Needless to say we were both laughing our asses off because we could NOT get over the SURPRISE PLOT TWIST ENDING (Take note, it's supposed to be a children's story. I cannot stress it any further.)
This is truly a reflection of the times, a sick homage to Twilight and Simple Plan, or both. Le sigh.
Note: I'm not mocking the kids who made this. Just the whole...ridiculousness of the story. I'm like, what? Seriously?
( Emmett and her puppy Zenie )
- Mood:
frustrated - Music:Don't Let Me Down - The Beatles
Teaser:
The rest of my day, in comic strip format! ♥
- Mood:
sleepy - Music:Subterranean Homesick Alien - Radiohead
Explosions. Lots of them.
Magical,shiny rings.
Moral lessons.
And
kotomine is right: catchy Rock and Roll opening themes. It amazes me that these cartoons were all hand-drawn, with none of the easy technology that defines our "flash" cartoons in Cartoon Network/Nickelodeon nowadays.
So now I present to you My Top American Cartoons, in no particular order. This is not a list of THE BEST OF THE BEST, take note. They are the shows I've loved personally and have very fond memories of. ♥
(Disclaimer: My memories can be screwed up, but I base it on good feelings *laughs* It's like the X-files. As a kid I thought it was the scariest shit ever, and now I'm rewatching it and laughing at the lame special effects and gazing at Scully's hot lips. Ehem.)
The Power Is Yours!
( Ghostbusters, Captain Planet, and more! | Click on the titles for links to opening sequences. xD )
- Mood: sleepy
- Music:Please Please Me - The Beatles
We all know Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart. In fact, everyone is always willing to sing "turn around, bright eyes" while someone else sings Bonnie Tyler's lines. We hear it everywhere, we sing it in the karaoke. But what we mostly don't know is that it has a music video.
Oh, I remember it. Vaguely. I think my brain chose to forget about it though. It's like...a collection of the random things you see on the internet, mostly the ones involving gay porn. By the end of the video I was laughing so hard I think my innards have burst. Meep?
This video features:
Highly
Schoolboys who randomly lose their clothing and dance/spread their legs, revealing tight leather underwear
Football players with revealing stomachs
Bright Eyes...as in LITERALLY
A levitating choir boy
Gold glitter
NINJAS
...and Bonnie Tyler as a shining transvestite
I'm sure this video has a meaning. IN OUTER SPACE
A huge part of me has died and I will never be the same again. Watch it. You won't remain unscathed.
- Mood:
curious - Music:Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH I'LL JUST LEAVE THIS HERE.
...if you've truly played the original Final Fantasy VII series then you'll know the "Date" portion in Gold Saucer. In our first game Cloud dated Tifa because we simply loved her, but we tried dating everyone else for kicks. The date with Yuffie was sweet. When Cloud dated Barret however, we felt strangely ill.
BUT ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT WHEN I SAW THIS PICTURE WAS THAT "SWEET JESUS DAMN THIS IS WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. BARRET IS FUCKING HOT. Also, Cloud looks good in tight purple. Vincent is chillin', probably preparing for his quality roommate time with Cid Highwind (again, if you've played the game, you'll know what I'm talking about).
( More crack pairing photos that made my day -- because the weirder they are... )
- Mood:
horny - Music:Circus - Britney Spears
Here are my Top Not-So-Innocent Cartoon Characters of All Time:
1. Pepe Le Pew
Uguu. >_< He's like the inspiration for Yaoi Seme Rapists -- you know, the one who takes the poor uke by force and will stop at nothing to get what he wants. Seriously, when I was a kid I was so scared of Pepe Le Pew. I hated his cartoons with a passion. I felt so horrible whenever he stalked Penelope Pussycat and kissed her and whatever, like I was being violated.
Pepe Le Pew is easily the craziest, scariest stalker ever portrayed in television. I don't care what anyone else says.
HE'S REALLY SCARY, GUYS
2. Yogi Bear
There is nothing redeemable about Yogi Bear. He's a glutton, a thief, and his voice indicates every evidence of mental retardation.
3. Betty Boobs, I mean Boop
is a hooker. Which escaped my mind somewhat when I was a wee girl, but I knew there was something wrong with her cleavage. Also, they say that she inspired the chibi drawings in anime. Last time I remember, chibis had no massive breasts. OH WAIT!
4. Jerry
is fucking evil. I watched countless episodes where Tom was DOING NOTHING, just taking a nap or eating his food, but Jerry would annoy and hurt him, or send him to the dog just for fucking kicks. I'm probably biased because I am a cat-lover, but no gives a shit about rats anyway. Hmmph.
5. Road Runner
AW, COME ON. THE COYOTE JUST WANTS TO EAT. Someone feed Wylie E. Coyote, please! ...I wonder where he gets his endless array of TNT explosives and booby traps? Interesting.
6. Tweety
is not cute at all. He's sexless, has a huge head and toes, and his eyes can doom your soul. I have Sylvester slippers and stuffed toys. Again with the with the cat bias!
7. Huckleberry Hound
Oh my Darling, Oh my Darling, Oh my-- I have never met anyone who likes him. Clearly the most annoying cartoon character ever made.
8. DIE DIE DIE MAGILLA GORILLA NOBODY LOVES YOU
9. Biker Mice from Mars
I used to think they were so cool, until I realized later on that they were tattooed muscular junkies. And that they were rats with six-packs. Became a bit depressing to watch along the way.
10. Bugs Bunny
Likes dressing up in different skimpy female costumes and seducing Elmer Fudd, even going so far as kissing him on the lips. He's the only openly cross-dressing cartoon character in American television I know. There's something mildly disturbing about Bugs Bunny's fondness for lipstick, but maybe that's just me.
Agree? Disagree? Still think Dee-Dee is a spawn from hell? Feel free to share your thoughts!
- Mood:
groggy - Music:My Cosmic Autumn Rebellion - The Flaming Lips
IT ALSO HAS POLITICS.
SUPER OBAMA WORLD WILL HAUNT YOU IN YOUR DREAMS.
...I don't know whether to laugh, be insulted, or just shake my head at the internet in general. Which doesn't stop me from playing it. It's fun playing a pixellated Obama, but I keep on getting killed by those grinning Corrupt Politicians with money bags, goddamnit.
- Location:Super Obama World
- Mood:
crazy - Music:Super Obama World
owari! THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARDProbably the most retarded music video I've ever seen, BUT I CAN'T STOP FUCKING WATCHING IT. The sheer lulz is eating my brain. Some part of me is screaming in agony at its annoying techno sound, BUT IT'S LIKE DRUGS OR SOMETHING. Legolas takes the lead, too.
Mostly I just laughed my ass off for no deep and meaningful reason.
2. LOL OBAMA PRESIDENTIAL ADS IN VIDEO GAMES. Yes, that's an Obama ad on a tanker in Metal Gear Solid. Isn't that fucking awesome? McCain advertises in the oldschool games. Haha, internet.
3. New Watchmen Trailer revealed in the Scream Awards, with more scenes from the movie. Hot damn, I would bang the Silk Spectre like a screen door, mmmm. ♥ NEW WATCHMEN POSTER sheds darkness over The Comedian's nether regions. Um. I mean yeah, it's super cool. Also, a lot more high-res Watchmen stills! I really can't wait!
4. In other news, I still haven't watched High School Musical 3.
kotomine and I opted to get a foot spa instead. I've been hearing a lot of gay Zac Efron shit and Forced Heterosexuality, but I guess I'll just have to wait until the movie comes out in the Disney channel for my Lucas Grabeel and Ashley Tisdale fix. :)5. I've been reading this webcomic entitled Menage a 3, about a guy and his bisexual female roommate and other roommate who's like a ho. The art is cute and although it's not really THAT funny, I do enjoy the scenes with his gay ex-roommates and their jolly sexcapades (I did NOT just put "jolly" and "sex" in one sentence. Sheesh).
Here are my two favourite panels, SO NOT WORKSAFE AND VERY GAY: In which Gary walks in on his roomies, and where there are bendy positions.
6. I also downloaded radio plays of Sherlock Holmes. Oh god, there are British people talking from the speakers! HOLMES SOUNDS SO FUCKING HOT. And kinda gay, but I think all British men sound gay. Woops? Watson sounds so eager. POPPYCOCK! Anyway, Holmes keeps on praising Watson, for a change. This is just so delightfully slashy. ♥♥♥ I think my brain has a hard-on
6. So how are you guys? My meme is still open! MEME TIME! The same old meme again, because I want to practice my creative writing skills (if there even any, orz). Please give me any word/sentence/prompt/scenario, and I'll write a drabble about it. It could be romantic, smutty, or just plain weird. I'll probably make it gay, but anything's cool. Original material only, please! :)
- Location:コンピュ-タ-のへやです
- Mood:
blah - Music:うちゅう - アンジェラ- アキ
Here are some fun distractions:
1. From
daegaer: Annie Proulx does an Anne Rice. The Pulitzer-award winner bemoans the proliferation of Brokeback internet porn, but no one cares! The Guardian even posts a list of their TOP TEN BROKEBACK NC-17 FANFICTION from where else? The ever dependable Fanfiction.net!2. The Five Scientific Experiments Most Likely to End the World: The Hadron Collider is there, but seeing as we're still spending our time watching a kid with a light saber in youtube, then I guess we should count it out (unless there's actually a new dimension out there, somewhere...)
3. Adam and Andy, a webcomic. Burly domesticated men in love (Just what I needed!).
4. Another webcomic, possibly my all-time favourite next to PBF. Actually I've seen this ages ago, but it never fails to make me laugh. In a really disturbing way, sometimes.
5. Bored?
6. What else have I been doing? I finished watching Pulp Fiction thrice (that's like, two and half hours worth times three of Quentin Tarantino mindfuckery and Samuel L. Jackson quotes that I've memorized). My sister and I bought our own copy of Watchmen to prepare ourselves for the movie, since prices will most likely increase once its out (as well as the number of slash fanfiction, OH GOD WHY). I literally devoured Ursula Le Guin's Birthday of the World and now I'm getting started with Arthur C. Clarke's 2001: A Space Odyssey. Same events as the movie, with some major differences, but I love them both to bits. I think I'm going to name my future adopted son Hal David, as in from Space Odyssey and Metal Gear Solid. It'll make me look like a dork, and I may have sealed my son's getting-beat-up-after-class fate as
cynicade put it, but I will train him to be like SOLID MOTHERFUCKING SNAKE, MOTHERFUCKERS- Mood:
rushed - Music:zzzzzzzz
Sigh.
But when I see this pic, it ultimately gives me a smile. And since I want to keep my optimism in full swing, I share this to you! (Well to be honest at first it gave me the biggest headache known to man. Then I became numb. Eventually I kept staring at it. And then I became obsessed. It's true what they say: Pain brings pleasure. xD)
Smile, though your heart is breaking...
*
Lately when I'm away from you I get to do things better and I feel good about myself. But I can't even live without you. So I still stay even if I don't want to do anything for you anymore. It's crazy. You're like drugs.
- Location:world of snot and shit
- Mood:
sore - Music:Sexy Boy - Air
And I quote my older brother: "What the hell is that gay thing doing in my computer."
I have infiltrated my dad's tennis fandom, and he is in complete denial over the gay (I feel guilty sometimes though). I AM SORRY MY DEAR FATHER! Hope you enjoy! (Please don't hurt me...*A*)
Teaser! :3
WARNING: EMASCULATION IS IMMINENT
Full view can be found here, Worksafe
- Location:tennis landia
- Mood:
chipper - Music:Dear Prudence - The Beatles
Richard Cheese and
Lounge Against the Machine
Selected hits
Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine is a cover band and comedy act based in Los Angeles, California, playing popular rap, rock, metal, and pop songs in a swanky lounge music and classical style. The band's name is a parody of the band Rage Against the Machine.
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. I swear to god I kept on laughing while listening to their music. You want creative and unique takes on cover songs (and not of the emo-rock variety?) Download away!
Link to music @
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noisebarrage- Location:world of tralalala
- Mood:
busy - Music:Down with the Sickness - Richard Cheese
Oh Tifa, let me be your wildest fantasy!
TOP VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS I'D TOTALLY BANG
(No Excuses, No Limits, No Regrets. Just plain surprise buttsecks, baby.)
( Warnings: Contains crude language, fanboyish glee, cute photos, excessive use of CAPSLOCK and suspicious stains in different places )
- Location:in the Mystic Moon
- Mood:
^_____^ - Music:Mystic Eyes - Escaflowne ED
2. MGS 4 = Lots of Hot Babes and Plenty of Manly Gay Action
I have a theory that it's Hideo Kojima's fantasy to be surrounded by sexy women while being kissed by some random old, topless dude. DID JOO RAIK IT
3. Was initially depressed while spoiling myself during the first Acts of MGS 4, but I VOTED FOR GAY ENDING AND IT HAPPENED ♥ It's just so beautiful. And domestic. Uguu! So much love to
liquidskin08 for the updates. ♥ I had tears in my eyes just looking at the videos~4. We all know that the graphics in MGS 4 is the best thing ever. Up your ass, Advent Children. I still haven't forgiven Square Enix for making that shitty, plotless eye candy, and for making Cloud Strife the gaming representation of the emo kid. What the fuck happened to the sarcastic, gruff Cloud I know and love? Apparently he's now being buttsexed somewhere. Sad.
Anyway, I swore loudly when I saw the new Codec. OTACON MOVING AND TALKING AND REACHING FOR THE SCREEN SO
What I mean is, uh, the graphics were great. Even better than Call of Duty 4, another game I love. It also broke the fourth wall so bad, I think it's now just bits and pieces. :D
5. I want MGS 4-quality Sniper Wolf. In my opinion she is still the original hot chick of the Metal Gear series. Sure, Eva was sexy and Naomi wanted to prove that she had a chest for some reason, but Sniper Wolf's breasts were magnificent. I'm kinda gay for her.
6. Aww, Johnny Sasaki, who knew he was a bishounen? And I really, really love Mei Ling and Meryl. Actually all the original MGS characters have a special place in my heart. Yes, you too Psycho Mantis.
7. OTACON I DON'T CARE THAT YOU DID *TOOOT* IN A HELICOPTER ANYMORE, I STILL LOVE YOU (ALTHOUGH YOU MAY NEED SOME SPANKING BECAUSE OF THAT INCIDENT)
NOW GO SERVE SNAKE SOME EGGS
8. Conversation with my gay gamer friend
mushroom18: buy a ps3 bobbyBobby: I plan on doing so
mushroom18: YYYEAHmushroom18: awesomeBobby: Then i can build a small wooden hut in my garden
Bobby: where you can live
mushroom18: yes. *nods sagely*Bobby: I love you THAT much
Bobby: Hahahaha
mushroom18: lolmushroom18: I can be your inconspicuous lawn ornamentBobby: Yes
Bobby: It's like you're LIVING the life of solid snake
Bobby: a life of stealth
mushroom18: YESmushroom18: I have a penis- Location:under the cardboard box
- Mood: blah
- Music:Metal Gear Saga - MGS 4 OST
fera_festiva linked me to this awesome video entitled We are Small, which basically shows that the Earth is even tinier than a speck in our vast, growing universe.Thinking about it, it makes me feel somewhat insignificant, because anything you do won't actually make a huge impact in our universe, whereas if something shitty happens in the outside we'll all disintegrate just as fast. Made me think about mortality. Cue existential angst. That sort of thing.
Then I thought about the end of the world. How should the world end? Any theories?
Poll #1207390
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 30
What will you do today if the world will end tomorrow?
View Answers
Spend all my money
10 (33.3%)
Drink, have sex, eat like hell, be merry 14 (46.7%)
ANIME/MOVIE MARATHON TIME YYYEAH 8 (26.7%)
Sleep and pretend everything's just a dream 5 (16.7%)
Kiss all my loved ones and make peace with my enemies 12 (40.0%)
Kiss all my loved ones and kill my enemies 10 (33.3%)
Visit the place I've always wanted to go to 17 (56.7%)
other, please specify 3 (10.0%)
What causes the destruction of the world?
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The sun prematurely expands, swallowing the earth, and becomes a supernova 8 (26.7%)
The polar ice caps melt and drown every living being in the planet 4 (13.3%)
Britney Spears' spreads her legs and sucks entire countries in her vagina 11 (36.7%)
Zombies rise from the dead and feast on everything that moves 3 (10.0%)
a bunch of aliens decide to make a make way for a hyperspatial express route at the exact location of the earth 11 (36.7%)
Comets and meteors decide to say hello 5 (16.7%)
World War III 8 (26.7%)
4chan becomes reality 9 (30.0%)
God was bored 9 (30.0%)
Shinji was a self-serving asshole who disliked humankind 6 (20.0%)
The internet is obliviated, causing millions of fanboys and fangirls to cry and stab everyone in sight 10 (33.3%)
Widespread famine and hunger 6 (20.0%)
other, please specify 3 (10.0%)
Will there be survivors?
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Yes. All the Filipinos will survive, and a bunch of people from the Pacific 11 (37.9%)
Cockroaches 8 (27.6%)
McDonald's french fries 0 (0.0%)
Shinji and Asuka 2 (6.9%)
Lolcats 8 (27.6%)
What next?
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THE INTERNET LIVES 14 (46.7%)
"Lulz" - God 19 (63.3%)
We somehow escape and build colonies in Jupiter 6 (20.0%)
Heaven and Hell have a party 8 (26.7%)
It was all...just...a dream. Fuck 12 (40.0%)
- Mood:
cranky
The Ambiguously Gay Duo
The Ambiguously Gay Duo
They are taking on evil come what may
They are fighting all crime to save the day
They're extremely close in an ambiguous way
They're ambiguously gay
They're ambiguously gay
The Ambiguously Gay Duo, comprised of Batman--I mean Ace (Stephen Colbert) and Gary (Steve Carrell), are two superheroes featured in Saturday Night Live as TV Funhouse regulars (back in the time when SNL was still funny). Obviously a parody of Batman and Robin, the cartoon is also a spoof of old-school cartoons and contains a lot of homosexual innuendo (phallic symbols, anyone?). The villains mostly spend their time debating whether Ace and Gary are gay or not. Ambiguous indeed.
( More screencaps under the cut | Featuring superheroes in highly suggestive poses, keep innocent children/parents/co-workers/lovers out of sight )
- Location:Lalalalaland
- Mood: devious
- Music:Computer City - Perfume
and even make huge-ass reclists just to organise them. Right now I have 863
LJ entries saved in my memories, and most are dedicated to fanfic (and the occasional
picture of a naked gay man). Point is, I've read a lot of fanfic, from the Romantic Victorian
(Holmes and Watson, under the same roof) to uh, toys that can murder people and bring an end
to mankind (Beyblade is a sport.)
I also enjoy polls. So I made one based on my observations in the fanfic business...
THE FANFIC POLL OF UTTER LULZ
Poll #1196353
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 28
Where do you read your fic?
View Answers
Fanfiction.net, home of the Mary Sues and pregnant Hermiones 10 (35.7%)
Adultfanfiction.net, home of the "brobdingnian mansticks" 8 (28.6%)
Livejournal 25 (89.3%)
I usually visit the authors' websites, and check their links 11 (39.3%)
Other, please specify 1 (3.6%)
What genre do you read?
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Romance 21 (75.0%)
Gen, with a tiny bit of romance, if you squint 18 (64.3%)
Porn 21 (75.0%)
Uh, there are other genres? 7 (25.0%)
I prefer reading
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Epic thirty-chaptered sagas with flashbacks, a prologue and an epilogue, and a sequel 12 (42.9%)
Oneshots 25 (89.3%)
Oneshots that, when you print 'em, take up twenty pages (A TRUE STORY) 18 (64.3%)
1 sentences 1 (3.6%)
100-word drabbles 9 (32.1%)
A series of drabbles / LONGER drabbles 17 (60.7%)
Cat macros 6 (21.4%)
Porn 18 (64.3%)
I'll scream and rip my hair off in frustration when I read another fanfic with
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Self-lubrication amongst the male species 15 (53.6%)
"I traced the scars on his body...one scar was shaped like *insert letter here*" 16 (57.1%)
"He ran his hands through his unruly hair...His unruly hair glistened in the sunlight...unruly hair defined his features..." 19 (67.9%)
LOL WE WERE SO DRUNK...AND BY THE WAY I'M PREGNANT 16 (57.1%)
Random, unnecessary japanese: "Ohayou! Oh my god, sugoi, you're my boo aishiteru!" 24 (85.7%)
Shit that becomes shite 12 (42.9%)
Really crazy nicknames for the characters, like Siri and Remy 18 (64.3%)
Song fics featuring lyrics by Dashboard Confessional 20 (71.4%)
Other, please specify in comments 5 (17.9%)
BEST SUMMARY OR BESTEST SUMMARY?
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Their relationship would never be easy, far from it, because while he was Slytherin prince, she was Gryffindor with a little baby. But in the end that wouldn't matter, in the end they would be together. RegulusOC, R&R, please. 5 (19.2%)
Based on the film. After a bitter end to their marriage, Hermione and Draco decided to part ways, but what will happen when their twin daughters plot to make them reunite, eleven years later. Don't worry guys, there will be a happy ending. HGDM. R&R 5 (19.2%)
An underaged Hermione stalks Severus Snape. Very OOC, very unlikely scenario, written as a role reversal of "The Smitten Pedophile" Exploratory. No sex. See A/N for more details. AU/AR, COMPLETE, Oneshot, Other, Parody, UST 5 (19.2%)
Nevra and Ronia are twin sisters who go to hogwarts maudurer ara rated t for swearing in future chapters. im rubbish at summuries. please read and review.updated 3 (11.5%)
Ok I just made a fanfiction of me but in Hogwarts! Its a crazy idea but please enjoy! Please R&R! (LOL POINTS FOR HONESTY!) 8 (30.8%)
CONFESSION TIME! DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT WRITE/THOUGHT OF A SELF-INSERT FANFIC?
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HELL YES IT BEGINS WITH ME WEARING A STRAP-ON DILDO, AND RAEPING THIS HOT UKE BOY 2 (7.4%)
Yes, during my younger, tender years, but I don't do it now 15 (55.6%)
Yes, but now I am disillusioned. Snape and I were never meant to be 1 (3.7%)
I do RP-ing, does that count? 8 (29.6%)
I am the omniscient narrator, woooooooooooo 16 (59.3%)
*
And now THE METAL GEAR SOLID 4: GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS COUNTDOWN BEGINS!
- Location:Zanzibaaaaar
- Mood:
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